“I have a masters in sex”
So last week my wonderful RA set up what can best be described as the most entertaining sex ed class ever. Shanna Katz, a bonking doctor (no really, she has a masters in human sexuality) from Fascinations came down to our humble little campus to give a talk on safer shagging. S. was funny, smart, knowledgeable, and, best of all, came bearing enough condoms and lube to sex up a small country. (The approximately 80 people who came took everything. I think there were fifteen or sixteen sample lubes left…) S.’s talk was nothing new, but I did laugh, I did learn a couple of things, and she was around to answer more private questions, which I took advantage of.

“Nobody shaves their vagina. That’s a futile exercise”
She brought along a puppet, Vivianne the Vivacious Vulva, and two (intimidating) rubber penis’ to give us a brief, pre-safer-sex-talk anatomy lesson. (My first real one actually. Everyone say thank you to Ariz.’s wonderful abstinence only sex ed!) This bit was, I’ll admit, a little redundant. It’s not like there’s anything she could show us, anatomically speaking, that we haven’t seen before. But, she was funny, so that was alright. The rest of the talk focused on the wonder of lube and the necessity of condoms; all things I knew already. There were a couple of new things, like put a couple of drops of lube in the condom before you put it on, no one is too big for a condom, (she demonstrated this by putting both, yes, both of her hands inside one) and that flavoured lube is good in the mouth but not down south.

“Lube is Love”
Question time was probably my favorite part. It was definitely the most informative. The horizontal monster mash seems to be a little bit of a miracle drug, helping get rid of migraines, menstrual cramps, stress, and excess poundage. So there you go guys, as if you needed more reasons to make the beast with two backs…

So, get out there readers, read Shanna’s blog, buy some rubbers and do the four-legged frolic.

Love,
TheNog

P.S. If you’re confused by any of my euphemisms, first, look at this, and then get out more. For your own sake.